Saturday, January 17, 2009

No Brainers.. Just for laugh....

Enough has been said about Satyam fiasco. About the poor corporate governance and blah blah blah... The company's reputation and its stock has taken a beating. Satyam has been stripped of its corporate awards. The economic stalwarts have been airing their views on this issue. The issue is pretty serious. So what am I to do now. Discuss how to improve the Corporate Governance?How to prevent another Satyam? Naa.. Naa.. Naa.... leave those things to people who are adept in handling such affairs. I want to discuss the lighter side of it.. I would like to discuss some plain vanilla facts.

Hmm... Okkey... so what are the facts.

What do Rajus have for their breakfast?

What do they have for their lunch & dinner?

which book is he currently reading and which God they are seeking refuge?

Who are the other accomplices along with Rajus ?

If you think that I am kidding better be serious and watchout... coz all of the above questions have answers.

Answers are as follows.

100 grams of `pulihora' (tamarind rice) and tea for breakfast.

250 gram of rice, 250 gram of beans and radish curry, rasam and curd for Lunch. Chicken curry, rice and rasam for dinner.

Raju is seeking solace in Buddha.

His inmates are two bootleggers or dowry offenders..

If you think I have taken all these things with help of a hidden camera in the jail... Just don't fool yourselves.
Check here

What is going to follow is a pep conversation between the inmates and Rajus.

Disclaimer : This will never be funny if you are a Satyam employee. I pity for them. They suffer for no mistake of theirs. So please refrain from reading below if you don't feel like reading a satire on satyam.

The following is strictly NOT for Tamil Challenged Readers.

Along with Rajus one another celebrity inmate is there... He is none other than our Koundamani :) Hmm.. Let me keep the name of the other inmate as Narayanan.

Start Meesic.....

Kounds: Dei otta vai Narayana.... thiritu kanaku ezhudiye paadhi kaata vaangita...

Narayanan: adhu naan illa... adho unkanduthu irrukare avaru...

Kounds: yaar da vandhurukanga pudusa?

Narayanan: Yaaro thozhil adhibaram....

Kounds: Adadadada... Naatula indha thozhil adhibarunga thollai thanga mudiyala da... Punnaku vikkiravan... kundusi vikkiravan ellam thozhil adhibaram....

Narayanan: Anne appadi solladhinga ne... avaru periya vyabari....

Kounds: Amam ivaru periya kappal vyabari.... pichupuduven pichu....

Kounds to Raju: Ecuse me ... Your name pleese...

Raju: Ramalinga Raju...

Kounds: Dhank you....

Raju:Your name please....

Kounds:My name is kundalakesi.. 3rd standard... Avvayar aaramba padasalai....

Kounds: yedha thiridithu ulla vandha....

Raju: Idha parunga... thiridan nu mattum solladinga... naan en kudumba kastathukaga konjam dabbu abase panninen....

Kounds: Adhu enna thiridan na avalo elakarama... engalukum maanam maariyatha... vekkam velayudham... soodu soolayutham ellam irruku... Naanga onnum summa thirudala... naangalum enga vayathu pozhapuku than thiridarom... Nee un kudumba kastathukaga thiridinegarathukaga unna enna velli kambi jail la poduvangala... unakum adhe irumbu kambi jail dhan adhe kali than....

Raju: idhu than ennoda thambi Rama Raju... Let us be friends.....

Kounds: Neeye oru sori naai... unaku sorinju vidara naai andha naai... unga kooda kootu seruvena da... Apparam... naalaki idhellam saritharathula varum.. enaku sela veppanga... students ellam notes edupanga.. venam ba unga sagavasam.... Ayyo Rama... yenna yen intha maathiri karisala pasangalodalaam sera veikura.... enna aala vidungada saami...

Kounds and Narayanan Goes to their Bed.

In the meantime Dinner comes for all four of them.

Raju takes all the food for himself and starts eating....

Raju eats chicken in a manner never seen....

Kounds: Inniyoda chicken vamsame azhanjidhu da...

After eating all chicken and other food... Raju asks.. idhu enna rasama....

Kounds: anga vesatha vechurukanum... thappi thavari rasatha vechutanga....

Narayanan to Kounds: Avana parungale... evalo surutitum eppadi ippadi moonjiya vechuka mudiyudhu....

Kounds: Indha madiri vela seyyiravanga ellam ippidi than irrupanga....

Kounds to Narayanan: Inniki namma pattini than... vaa poi thoongovom....

Rajus retreats to their bed...


Okkey guys hope you enjoyed this... See you in another post soon...




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